এই নিবন্ধ বাংলায় — Cockroach Yuva Party সম্পাদকীয়
A যুব ঘোষণাপত্র is not a PDF you download and forget. It is a checklist for arguments you will have for the next decade.
Demand 01 — Courts after retirement
No Chief Justice should get a Rajya Sabha reward seat for services rendered. ব্যঙ্গ? Yes. Debate? Also yes.
Demand 02 — Votes are not optional data
Delete legitimate votes, face consequences. Voting rights are the line between democracy and theatre.
Demand 03 — 50% women in power
50% reservation for women in Parliament and Cabinet — without inflating seat strength so men keep hidden majorities.
Demand 04 — Media that is not an oligarch playlist
Cancel licences where ownership makes news a subsidiary. Media ব্যঙ্গ points at concentration; policy names it.
Demand 05 — Defection has a cost
Twenty years out of office and elections for floor-crossers. Anti-corruption ব্যঙ্গ starts when betrayal is cheaper than principle.
Motivation
You are not reading this to worship a party. You are reading to know what to ask when someone says "যুব should participate."
